How does this work? The “band name” needs to come up in normal conversation. It doesn’t work if you think too hard about it.
Perhaps an example:
Nora (while riding bike): Hey dad – how many hills do we have left?
Me: Four.
Nora (after topping first hill): So, we’ve finished about a quarter of the suck?
Me: Quarter of Suck was the name of my band in high school.
The name of my band in high school was…
Speed Hump Ahead
Dip in the Jet Steam
Pick up the Trash
Salty Boys
Bunched Fists
Extra Smooth
Mountain Shrimp
Maternity Jorts
Shooting With the Mormons
Levitating Taco
Breakfast Meat
Megachurch Angst
Mouse Kitchen Timer
Fresh Donuts at the Circle K
BOGO Fro-Yo
Zucchini in the Mouse Bowl
Make Room For Mom
Long, Slow Suck
Washi Tape Escape
Unzip the Chasm
Delicious Secretions
Sweaty for Math
Vital Wheat Gluten
Chickpeas for Satan
Flexible Tartlets
Vegan Technical
Anything Banana
The Thing About Moon Pies
The Turkey Got The Best Of Me
Terrible Raspberry Amalgamation
Gently Used Salad Bowls