{"id":9,"date":"2018-03-13T14:57:54","date_gmt":"2018-03-13T14:57:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thenameofmybandinhighschool.com\/?page_id=9"},"modified":"2019-06-23T01:14:57","modified_gmt":"2019-06-23T01:14:57","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thenameofmybandinhighschool.com\/","title":{"rendered":"The name of my band in high school was&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How does this work? The &#8220;band name&#8221; needs to come up in normal conversation. It doesn&#8217;t work if you think too hard about it.<br \/>Perhaps an example:<br \/><i>Nora (while riding bike)<\/i>: Hey dad &#8211; how many hills do we have left?<br \/><i>Me<\/i>: Four.<br \/><i>Nora (after topping first hill)<\/i>: So, we&#8217;ve finished about a quarter of the suck?<br \/><i>Me<\/i>: <strong>Quarter of Suck<\/strong> was the name of my band in high school.<\/p>\n<h2>The name of my band in high school was&#8230;<\/h2>\n<p>Speed Hump Ahead<\/p>\n<p>Dip in the Jet Steam<\/p>\n<p>Pick up the Trash<\/p>\n<p>Salty Boys<\/p>\n<p>Bunched Fists<\/p>\n<p>Extra Smooth<\/p>\n<p>Mountain Shrimp<\/p>\n<p>Maternity Jorts<\/p>\n<p>Shooting With the Mormons<\/p>\n<p>Levitating Taco<\/p>\n<p>Breakfast Meat<\/p>\n<p>Megachurch Angst<\/p>\n<p>Mouse Kitchen Timer<\/p>\n<p>Fresh Donuts at the Circle K<\/p>\n<p>BOGO Fro-Yo<\/p>\n<p>Zucchini in the Mouse Bowl<\/p>\n<p>Make Room For Mom<\/p>\n<p>Long, Slow Suck<\/p>\n<p>Washi Tape Escape<\/p>\n<p>Unzip the Chasm<\/p>\n<p>Delicious Secretions<\/p>\n<p>Sweaty for Math<\/p>\n<p>Vital Wheat Gluten<\/p>\n<p>Chickpeas for Satan<\/p>\n<p>Flexible Tartlets<\/p>\n<p>Vegan Technical<\/p>\n<p>Anything Banana<\/p>\n<p>The Thing About Moon Pies<\/p>\n<p>The Turkey Got The Best Of Me<\/p>\n<p>Terrible Raspberry Amalgamation<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gently Used Salad Bowls<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How does this work? The &#8220;band name&#8221; needs to come up in normal conversation. It doesn&#8217;t work if you think too hard about it.Perhaps an example:Nora (while riding bike): Hey dad &#8211; how many hills do we have left?Me: Four.Nora (after topping first hill): So, we&#8217;ve finished about a quarter of the suck?Me: Quarter of &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thenameofmybandinhighschool.com\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The name of my band in high school was&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-9","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenameofmybandinhighschool.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenameofmybandinhighschool.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenameofmybandinhighschool.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenameofmybandinhighschool.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenameofmybandinhighschool.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":37,"href":"https:\/\/thenameofmybandinhighschool.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":101,"href":"https:\/\/thenameofmybandinhighschool.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9\/revisions\/101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenameofmybandinhighschool.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}